This image frustrates me

"SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza" (saigashooter) 01/08/2015 at 08:18 • Filed to: WTF

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So this is the background image from the website of the company I work for, we are an IT consulting firm. This image makes me upset.

What is he doing with that bezel?

Why is he attempting to install it on a server that has it's bezel?

Why is the rack door still closed?

Why doesn't he have a reflection?

Why is the floor weird where he is? The tile only breaks there, am I supposed to believe that the floor is composed of 100' long strips of linoleum?

Why are none of the servers running?

Why is this on our website?

Argh!!!

BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza 01/08/2015 at 08:21

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I wonder what job the person who approved this does.

jkm7680 > SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza 01/08/2015 at 08:21

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And why does it start to get foggy the further you look into the room?

Sn210 > jkm7680 01/08/2015 at 08:26

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because it's the cloud

JGrabowMSt > SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza 01/08/2015 at 08:30

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Reflection? I'm far more concerned about the lack of a shadow.

That guy is the reason I'm leaving the repair business for a while. Just no clue what he's doing....

zeontestpilot > SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza 01/08/2015 at 08:31

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I've seen a lot of photoshops in my time, and this is 100% real, without a doubt. these are the new, quiet, inviso-servers, that have no lights to indicate it's on. The bezel is actually a new, gui-less tool to manage the servers while they are closed. For the man himself, he is actually a vampire that works for your company. If I remember right, his name is 'Drac' or something. Nice guy, in charge of interns. Though the interns keep disappearing, and we're not sure why....

Alfalfa > SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza 01/08/2015 at 08:33

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I think a caption contest is in order.

Destructive Tester > zeontestpilot 01/08/2015 at 08:38

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actually, his name is Richmond. He's just ditched the makeup and gone to more conventional clothes...

Roundbadge > SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza 01/08/2015 at 09:09

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Pretty sure he's a vampire.

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza 01/08/2015 at 09:13

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DAMN YOU SPARK PLUGS!

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > Sn210 01/08/2015 at 09:13

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wah wah waaaaaaaaah

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > zeontestpilot 01/08/2015 at 09:13

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Drak! Get it right, you.

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza 01/08/2015 at 09:15

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Maybe the idea is they will consult your firm if your current IT guy looks like this tool?

zeontestpilot > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius 01/08/2015 at 09:26

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Perhaps Drac is the evil twin? Or the good one? Wait, which has the gotee?

burntartichoke > SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza 01/08/2015 at 11:12

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It's called:

This guy knows it!

(He is trying to troubleshoot this network)

Again,

Sadly its the way we in IT have to present ourselves....we should call it the blue light district, everything you see is fake, nothing is glamorous, we just serve...

burntartichoke > SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza 01/08/2015 at 11:13

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I also love how this rack doesn't line up with the opposing side but they tried to use the same vanishing point!

 > SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza 01/08/2015 at 12:11

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Why is the server room so clean?

TxBrumski > SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza 03/17/2015 at 11:38

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There's no shadow! Great. Now I'm frustrated.